Resumé(Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967)
Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You might as well live.
p.s. Dorothy tentou diversas vezes o suicídio, fracassou em todas as tentativas, e morreu aos 70 anos de ataque cardíaco